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Ways to know if you are a TRUE Floridian...
1. Socks are only for bowling.
1. Socks are only for bowling.
2. You never use an umbrella because the rain will
be over in five minutes.
3. A good parking place has nothing to
do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
4.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
5. You can tell the difference
between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
6. You're younger than
thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
7. Anything under 70
degrees is chilly.
8. You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
9.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
10.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up
for.
11. You dread love bug season.
12. You are on a first
name basis with the hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or
Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley, Frances, Ivan,
Jeanne, Wilma, Irene, Cheryl, Rita, Mary, Alison
13. You know
what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
14. You think a
six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
15. 'Down South'
means Key West.
16. Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for
business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church
before.
17. You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one
sweatshirt.
18. You get annoyed at the tourists who feed
seagulls.
19. A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
20. You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love
bug season, tourist season and summer.
21. You've hosted a
hurricane party.
22. You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee ,
Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
23. You understand why
it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
24. You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New
Years.
25. You recognize Miami-Dade as 'Northern Cuba.'
Hi my friends,
Since I'm living also in Florida I have something for you today to smile about! It's not my wisdom... I've found this on Facebook two days ago... Facebook is a good source for a lot of funny stuff...!
Read it with a smile and.... HAPPY SUNDAY! :-)
~Susanne
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